Daffynitions:

A category that The Washington Post calls "redefinitions".

• Frisbeetarian, one who believes that when you die tour soul goes up on the roof ans gets stuck.
  - The Houston Chronicle, 1994


• coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. - The Washington Post - 1998


• asterisk (v.), to inquire about danger. ibid.


• esplanade (verb form of the noun), to attempt an explanation while drunk, ibid.


• negligent (adj.), a condition in which a woman absent-mindedly answers the door in her nightie. ibid.


• abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. ibid.


• artery: The study of paintings. Saul Ricklin, 2001


• bacteria: The back door to a cafeteria. ibid.


• Cesarian section: A neighborhood in Rome. ibid.


• dilate: To live long. ibid.


• nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. ibid.


• node: Was aware of. ibid.


• outpatient: Someone who fainted.ibid.


• postoperative: Letter carrier. ibid.


• terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport. ibid. or Nausea from too much internet. Don Ricklin, 2001


• Sarchasm: sär-ˌka-zəm: noun; the gap between someone being ironic and the person who doesn't get the joke. Stolen from Richard at SmugMug